The Most Hilarious Film

Dr. Anwar Ul Haque

Yesterday Mr. Kamran Khan showed the most hilarious film on GEO NEWS about so-called Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan. You must fasten seat belt otherwise you will fall from your sofa or couch due to bursts of laughter! Let us take you to the premier scenes of the film:

o   A GEO representative goes deep into Afghanistan (Perhaps in Tora Bora Mountains) without knowledge of Hamid Karzai, Bush, NATO forces, Indian RAW, Israeli Moosad and Pakistani ISI and hence this " important" indeed very important hide out of Al-Qaeda remains secret and totally immune to the aerial and ground attacks of all aforementioned forces (Clapping!)

o   The Al-Qaeda stupid guy, indeed very stupid, admits that he had killed many devout Muslims outside the Danish Embassy which was closed for last two years. By killings these good Muslims Al-Qaeda will go directly into paradise, at least Bush paradise (Clapping!) The guy was smart to carry out the entire process of bombing under tight control of Shaitan Malik and others but foolish enough to not to know that Danes are long gone to Holland to do what they do in Holland! (Clapping)

o   The so-called Al-Qaeda man also took the burden of full responsibility of 9/11 in order to please Mr. Aerial Sharon who for last many years is in deep coma eagerly waiting for his most favorite personality (Who can be other than Mr. Mush) to fly together to hell fire. After lifting of the heavy burden of 9/11 from his obese chest of Sharon is certainly lighter and is ready to fly, of course with his buddy Mush. Soon Mr. Al-Qaeda will also take the responsibility of Shatilla & Sabira massacres, USS Liberty attack, Lavon affair, Hitler's crimes in collaboration with Zionists and even perhaps the cow worshipping of Bani Israel and for catching the fish on Sunday after trapping them on Saturday. Perhaps Al-Qaeda will soon offer itself to become pigs and monkeys in sympathy of those Zionists who were transformed and ran to jungle to die there!  

o   The film is technically however better than the one released from Pentagon about Osama in which a black actor had been hired by Hollywood to do the job. The job was very sloppy as even kindergartners picked the differences between the two guys immediately. Actually Baby Bush practicing eating pitzers and biscuits those days! 

o   Time and Newsweek will soon write big commentaries about the merits and myths of the film finally concluding the "fact" that Al-Qaeda derives its strength from pork chops and vodka as did Mr. Ata who spent the whole night before 9/11 in the Night Club gaining spiritual strength from drinking vodka (As reported by Time)  and before becoming a sacrifice goat in that plane. Poor Ata could not even ride a cycle and could not manage an ordinary two passenger plane as told by New Jersey plane renter. His blond girl friend was amazed at the amount of money Ata had (See google video) as she looked at him eating pork ribs. So in order to be a member of Al-Qaeda you have to:

o   Drink Vodka after Vodka    

o   Have a blond girl friend

o   Eat pork chops

If one has all of the above characteristics then how that person differs from Bush, Mush and Sharon men? The answer is simple! He does not as both are the same.  The film is as real as the will of Benazir Bhutto prepared by no other than his beloved husband with the help of his buddy Malik.

Long live Mr. Kamran Khan. Mr. Kamran is a magician as he can find the heads of the suicide bombers and repeat that news with a frequency of twice a minute while I as pathologist along with my student doctors collected all DNA samples from the bodies of poor PPP workers in F 8 blast in which Mush targeted Chief Justice but failed (Didn't have enough vodka derived strength as yet).  We didn't find any head but Mr. Kamran found it in the GEO Newsroom (Effect of pork chops and vodka perhaps or green bucks!) It will be real tragedy if Mr. Meer Shakeel ur Rehman is paying him for this job. Actually Mr. Shakeel should get some commission from Mr. Kamran Khan as he is heftily paid for lifting the cross off Bush & C0.

Dr. Anwar Ul Haque is a free lancer writer. He is by profession a Pathologist and has dissecting eyes to see the reasons behind the curtain. He does not accept any remuneration for his writings and his writings are not copy righted as these are meant to spread the rays of light (Which in Arabic and Urdu means Anwar Ul Haque). He challenged Mr. Mush in the Supreme Court over his drama sham presidential elections and you know rest of the story"¦"¦ He can be contacted on the following address:

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