A travel agent offered me a 21 day special.
He told me I would fly from New York to London.Then from Tokyo back to New York.
I asked him.. "How am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo?"
He told me "That is why we give you 21 days."
[2] Return of Wife
A man talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding
Anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?"
He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."
The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?" He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."
[3] Engineers
What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
[4] Wish Comes True
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
Leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband
Was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works
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