"Let there arise out of you a band of people inviting to all that is good enjoining what is right and forbidding what is wrong; they are the ones to attain felicity".
(surah Al-Imran,ayat-104)
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1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 

3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master 

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage 

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". 

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .. 

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage. 

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. 

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. 

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 

18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. 

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. 

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." 

24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. 

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 

26. Father : A banker provided by nature. 

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. 

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 

30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......!

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