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One day our beloved president Mushi (musharaf) was traveling by his car for his campaign to a village. Suddenly a puppy came before the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby dog(puppy) was killed in the accident.
At the sight Mushi was deeply moved and felt very upset. He called the driver and said, "Jiska ye kutta hai mein us ko compensation dena chahta hoon. Usko dhund ke lao".
At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after some time with a fine new suit on his body, garlands and Mala around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!!
Mushi was surprised. He asked, "Mein ne tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko lay aao, aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! Baat kya hai?"
At this the driver replied "I told them about the incident. Hearing it they were rejoiced, gave new suit and garlands to me, then danced for some time and gave this money."
Mushi then asked him "Tum ne unko exactly kya bola tha?"
The driver replied: "*Main bola, main General Pervez Musharraf ka driver hoon, maine kuttay ke bachhe ko mar dala hai......... ."
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