Red hot and carnivorous "aunties" of Pakistan
Pride parades and carnivals:
If you had a chance to watch "African American day Parade", "Afro Caribbean Carnival", "Carribana", "East African hit Parade" , "Gay pride Parade" or use to watch on TV, parades like "Miss Gay South Africa" or "UK Gay Catholics" heart goes with deep sadness by thinking of poor liberals under tyranny in Pakistan, unable to symbolize what they desire. It is their weakness and hypocrisy being non-devoted to their cause and, whatever they preach could not implement to their homes. To express their sentiments they use wrong method which ultimately goes against their ideology, either charge Moulvies or preach fascism. In above parades some participants look reasonable but as soon as they took u-turn, it wondered spectators to find them in naturally born state, some shows attract hundred thousand to watch, dozens of sponsor's and even some governments financially support those groups. Heart of Western spectators full with pride when they watch colored people in natural dress or micro mini shorts dancing and walking, their media represents with pride how civilized and moderate colonies have they left behind. However gay parades usually consist of 95% whites European descents with a patch of a few enlighten moderate colored peoples.
That is what our red hot "aunties" have a dream in their hearts, to join such carnivals, but found no courage to practically implement their desires, Pakistani culture is very bad and conservative have a hold on society which did not allow natural dress publically. There are courageous "aunties" like Aunty Shamim, who daringly performs her moderate and liberal thoughts in practical shape or Cat houses and massage parlors mushroomed in urban areas. There reach was porn video shops, now since last two three years advancement of telecommunication networks, porn is available at computer. There are some writers who convert their hidden desires with the help of pen and paper, wearing a veil porn in beautiful words to change the taste of tongue, and to proudly represent them in their circle of "moderates". Hands of some daring "aunties" are bound and choose to quote references of Ismat Chughtai's or Saadat Hasan Minto's fiction works having no other choice available.
"Liberal Aunties" or "Uncles" writes articles for newspapers also, usually starts very well but if you may study complete article, it takes following shape as in following joke:
"A minister visited to a mental hospital, he talked to many mentally sick patients, one patient talked so sensibly which forced minister to think and presume about patient being not sick and highly educated. Patient accompanied him during all visit and left an inspiring impression, finally in last phase when patient asked minister, are you going back now? Minister replied yes! Quickly patient kicked an imaginary rickshaw, started to make voices with his mouth, turr.. turr.. Voice of rickshaw starting, then he whistled pee.. pee.., horn of rickshaw, finally he invited minister to sit on behind seat of his imaginary rickshaw. Minister put both hands on his head".
Moderate aunties and uncles have same dilemma. In current circumstances when President himself poses him "moderate", and allowed real daughter to work as striper, it encourages moderates by passing time at theatre of "Aunty Madiha Gohar", who presume Mush as a Messiah is born again with a gun in one hand and nudity on other hand. I will try to represent writings and statements of "Aunties" and "Uncles", today please read following report.
Auntie's column "A deliberate capitulation to the US" daily News Aug 06, 2008
"Auntie" Shireen Mazari wrote some important issues which require immediate attention/clarification: she wrote
- Surrender of nuclear capability by PPP's government: "on August 1, 2008, in the IAEA board of governors meeting where Pakistan showed its pusillanimity and abandoned its policy of at least seeks a vote in this body on the IAEA-India safeguards. A similar surrender in the Conference on Disarmament in Geneva on the Fissile Material Cut off Treaty (FMCT) will be next. Gradually and piecemeal compromising on our nuclear capability so that eventually the stability and credibility of the deterrence is destroyed which would then make it easier to rollback the whole program." (I don't want to comment on this allegation because uncooked politicians of PPP's government always in every tenure try to run fast which ultimately sank them quickly, however next day after publishing of this column Gen Tariq Majeed Butcher claimed that nuclear assets are safe, but that is not reply to deal with IAEA and pro-India stance of PPP).
- Rehman Malik: She further wrote "Rahman Malik and his UK-based security setup had close links with British intelligence." (it could be correct because early last year when BB's activities were linked with CIA, a very respectable journalist of UK sent a message that BB has established links with MI6, Rahman Malik was working as a mole of such intelligence agencies with the two throng strategy, being director finance of looted money and to make room for politics of BB with the help of establishment. BB was murdered, among two top beneficiaries second is Rahman Malik, money given to him for investment had no records, "under world" operators usually trust on words and Zardari has no power to legally claim that money. However for the time being Zardari is depending on partnership. Rahman Malik is acting as defecto Prime Minister, he is double crossing PM, and trying to dodge army and ISI. His recent show at Washington with PM was not meaningless at all, he successfully used trusted links of BB (with agencies) to pose him a great spy master).
- Serena Hotel: She further wrote "A look at the Serena Hotel, Swat's guest book for the last two years will reveal interesting information especially regarding the Americans who visited there dressed as locals, speaking Pushto and were in touch with Fazlullah. Even though foreign militants were eliminated during the first phase of the military operation in Swat, there is again a presence of foreign militants in the area." (This is what I wrote in above joke, all hot aunties are angry with moulvies, and tries to eat their red meat. In her previous columns and other "aunties and uncle's" writings had been talking about FM radio of Fazal Ullah, talking about bad effects of "Islamic Shariat" on society, major issue agreed during peace talks was enforcement of Shariat. Maulana Sufi was sent with same aims, now suddenly everything is reversed for example Bitullah Mahsud is declared India agent, and Shireen Mazari has started to search two years old registers of "Serena Hotel" and presence of "Pushto speaking Americans" and links with Fazal Ullah. Since many years hundred of CIA and FIB agents are working inside Pakistan, their planes are shifting Pakistani citizens to Bagram, on each kidnapped person ISI is receiving and later distributing bounty money among generals. Moreover since last week everybody was saying that "war on terror" has the meanings to protect streets of Washington, London and Paris from terrorists and, Taliban were among top enemies of interests of US, now tone is reversed and her article is showing that US has started to feed its enemies (more funny situation in her words is "since last two years"). And another character "ISI" is posed as patriot in her column, against US, and who are resisting links between Taliban-US cooperation. What a bundle fairy-tale is created by aunty").
- Shamsi air force base: She wrote "The increasing evidence that the US is using the Shamsi base against Iran". (It looks like a joke, US is using all bases since long, including railways and roads, wheat and meat is under supply in record that Govt. has to import wheat. Helicopters, parts of jets and sophisticated weapons supply is passing through all means under agreement of "logistic supplies", petrol and oils are passing through Chaman and Khyber. Crusaders are self sufficient in girls and alcohol, otherwise we have lot of liberals who are ready to serve this service; Murree Brewery has no shortage of supply. In such circumstances when army rulers are impaired, their mental abilities are fused, what anybody can aspect, She is talking about Iran these generals have a capability to bombard Makkah and Madina, Mosques, Quran and Huffaz e Quran are already killed in front of media. "Aunty" is moderate and liberal for Pakistan but she is dying for Iranian Mullahs, what double standard she has).
- India in FATA and Baluchistan: She wrote "The ISI was also seeking to make more public the Indian ingresses into Balochistan and FATA and the continuing acceptance by the US and Karzai of terrorist groups operating in Balochistan from Kabul". (FATA is last defense of Pakistan against Greater Pakhtonistan, Azad Baluchistan and Karakoram state. Army is killing patriot tribesman who never joined any anti-Pakistan theoretic, peoples under tyranny of Pak Army-NATO-ISAF are true Pakistani, defendant of Pakistan and always supported army in their ventures, Azad Kashmir is their gift to Pakistan. How India reached FATA is inability of Govt. of Pakistan, moreover seeking nuclear reactors from US, Govt. of Pakistan has no courage to even condemn in words. However Pakistani communists have links with Afghanistan and with India via Kabul. Pak army's latest venture in Swat and FATA will push the area in Stone Age, use of heavy artillery and air attacks and, in reply those are attacking on infrastructure to block army attack. By the way latest show at Beijing when Pakistan's security advisor was standing behind Sonia Gandhi and Zardari used the venue for the grant of political approval from Indian Congress Party for his son at same place, also to maintain Bhutto dynasty against Nehru dynasty. Aunty is blind, she has a phobia of Islam, all descendents of shoe bearers of British Raj particularly feudal Mazari's and Leghari's have same mentality, if those have a chance to run gay parades in Pakistan, aunty will be on leading float, with a complaint that Moulvies would watch her.)
- Polluted doctrine of Shireen Mazari: She has fabricated new theory and wrote "US first turned against the Taliban only when they rejected the UNOCAL oil deal in 1998, so if the ISI is guilty of having links with Taliban remnants, so is the CIA. Only the ISI won't play ball with the CIA anymore and that is not acceptable to the US!" (Peoples blame ISI for misdoings, in fact actually they mean "agencies" like MI, IB, FIA and secret services, ISI is metaphor of misdoings, every incident carried out by any agency ultimately deposit in the account of ISI, being prestigious international repute institution in third world country, it ruined its prestige with the cheap methods used to act on advise of Mush, moreover it is not possible for any institution to run without the help of public, but public is afraid of its tactics, defense of Pakistan means protection of its citizens. Nobody is ready to admit that ISI was not a tool in the hands of crusaders; if any other national agency was playing dirty games against citizens of Pakistan, it was in the interest of ISI to break such hands. Status of ISI activities is very cheap and its goals against citizens are not up to standard of such international repute organization. Sorry to admit that ISI is slave of crusaders, it is against patriot peoples of Pakistan, in current circumstances their barbaric actions, kidnapping, selling of citizens and tortures is well known around the world. Aafia Siddiqui case is an example how barbaric peoples are running ISI. Link of ISI with Taliban was due to regular supply of dollars, and now Pak army is killing them again for seeking dollars. There is no ideology or patriotism is involved anywhere, it is game of dollars, free unaudited cash, no check and balance on use and distribution.)
Conclusion: Aunty Shireen Mazari is on pay role of ISI, it is her duty to put blame of ISI's wrong doings on any one. Unfortunately Aunty also represents remnants of "British Raj", (shoe bearers, dog and horse breeders of English rulers). She is also among those who got overseas education on the basis of wealth or gratuity. Now their faithful blood is jumping to pay something in return. Whenever I watch carnivals with jumping dancing naked or half naked participants, my thoughts took me to remnants of shoe bearers of colonists left in Pakistan, their goal and aim is to control resources of Pakistan.
Earthman
International Professor
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