Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

 A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

 A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

 A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
The ground first?

A: Who cares?????.. ...

 Q: What did God say after he created man?

 A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

 Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

 A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

 A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

 A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

 A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
Intention of driving.

 Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

 A: Exchange him!!

 Q: Why do men like smart women?

 A: Opposites attract.

 Pass this on to some women who need a laugh...
 And to men who can handle it!